![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:00 • Filed to: cyanide and happiness | ![]() | ![]() |
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:04 |
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As a father that is how I party hard.
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:06 |
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You got it! SLEEP!
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![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:10 |
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No wife or kids? 8:00pm bedtime!
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:18 |
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Hahahah, exactly. I get the kids to bed at 2030; I myself go to bed at 2100. Zzzzzzzzz
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:26 |
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Heh. Someone posted this exact same comic on GT over the weekend. It pretty accurately describes me, as well.
One beer, one kitty, and a good book? Heck yeah, that’s a party for me. :)
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:40 |
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As a human, this is how I do it as well. The only thing that’s missing is a clock that reads “7:30".
![]() 04/18/2016 at 10:57 |
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That was my Saturday. When to the neighbours house sat around a bonfire and had 2 beers. I was in bed by 11pm. Good times were had.
![]() 04/18/2016 at 11:31 |
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I just went to happy hour with some friends last Friday. We stayed until 8, at which point we asked for the check. Then a couple of them mentioned that they wanted to go out afterwards, and invited the rest of us. I thought about it until they told me what time they were gonna go out. They were like, “oh, probably like 11:30.” At that point I spit out my Stella and laughed at their face. NOPE. For me, at 11:30, the night is probably half over...For them, the night is just beginning ? Fuck that. Then again, all of them sleep until a cushy 8 oclock or so, whereas I get up at about 5:30. Now, where is my Polident?
![]() 04/18/2016 at 12:43 |
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![]() 04/18/2016 at 22:40 |
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i rarely have more than a one or two. though every few months...
![]() 04/20/2016 at 20:34 |
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how